Sunday, July 20, 2008

this is the worst joke i've ever seen...

here it goes...

This is a true story of a young college gurl who past away last month. her name is Priya. she was hit by a lorry. She have a boy friend named Shankar. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. u can never see her without her handphone.

She spends 3/4 of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. (just imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her frens "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, ppl cant carry her coffin. i was there. a lot of them tried to do so but still cant , everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from thailand (pak Darin), who is a fren of her father. he took a sit and started speaking to himself slowly. after a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". then her frens told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and place her phone and SIM card inside the casket. after that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. all of us were shocked. (can u feel the fear. i'm shaking at this moment)

Priya's parents didnt inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. (pity Shankar). after 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom. Shankar :...."Atte, I'm coming home 2day. cook something nice for me. Dont tell Priya that i'm coming home 2day. i wanna suprise her." Her mother replied....."u come home first, i wanna tell u something very important." after he came to shah alam, they told him the truth about Priya.

Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. he was laughing and said "dont try to fool me. tell Priya to come out. i have a gift for her.pls stop this nonsense". then they show him the original death certificate to him. they gave him proof to make him believe.(Shankar started to sweat)...... He said... "its not true. we were spoke yesterday. she still calls me. Shankar was shaking. suddenly, shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya. see this..." he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer.he talked using the loudspeaker mode. all of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear. no cross lines, no humming. it is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her simcard since it is nailed inside the coffin the y were so shocked and asked for pak darin's help again. pak darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. he & Darin worked for 5 hours. than they discovered one thing...

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anyone can find where is the spot that upset me???

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