Friday, February 1, 2008

冷 笑 话

中 国 有 长 城, 美 国 有 赌 城, 日 本 有 不 夜 城, 大 马 有 槟 城, 新 加 坡 有 狮 城, 马 六 甲 有 古 城, 香 港 有 郭 富 城, 你 家 更 了 不 起,

有 灰 尘!!

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当 活 在 黑 暗 时, 不 要 放 弃,请 念 阿 弥 陀 佛

但 在 你 念 后, 还 是 一 样 黑 暗,请 念 阿 里 路 亚

如 果 还 是 黑 暗。。。

哎 哟!! 该付 电 费 啦!

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当 你 走 在 独 木 桥 上 的 时 候, 发 现 前 面 有 一 只 老 虎, 而 后 面 却 有 一 只 狼。 请 问, 这 时 候 的 你 怎 么 过 去 呢?

答 案 是。。

昏 过 去!

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非 洲 某 部 落, 人 人 不 穿 内 裤。 白 人 告 诉 他 们 穿 内 裤 即 干 净 又 暖 和。 于 是 他 们 都 穿 上 了, 但 大 便 时 却 不 知 要 脱。 大 便 完 回 头 看 地 上, 果 然 干 净! 坐 下 后, 果 然 暖 和!

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The Smurfs Goodnight Song Lyrics

Try to sleep now, Close your eyes, Soon the birds will stop singing.
Twinkling stars, Are shining bright, They'll be watching you all night.
All the things, You enjoyed, On this beautiful day
All your friends, All your toys, Will be waiting for you to play.

[italicized words are spoken]
"Mr. Sandman will bring you dreams, As soon as the lights are out, And tomorrow, You must tell me What those dreams were all about"

Try to sleep now, Close your eyes, Try to think of tomorrow.
All those stars, Wish you goodnight, So I'm switching off the light.
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